magical butt.
Digivice Coronamon

21 / male / weirdo

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

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uhmeliamay:

How I spent my time at Pompeii today

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neptunain:

how to communicate in a relationship

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ladyskorpia:

omrooksss:

asksubjuggulatortz:

psiibooty:

pupapan-sexual:

sorry i just love all of these too much okay

whats with the ravioli???

Yes…Ravioli…

yes…..it was the ravioli

For real though…

you know he’d be making balloon animals with them, seductive clown style.

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Puff puff, prophylactic poodle. :O)

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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

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tastefullyoffensive:

"I neuter was something wrong with this." [x]

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thisgingerischronic:

marinashutup:

congress

fuck

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misspointyearedbastard:

I love Ewan McGregor.

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